Mystery Solved...I think
Got curious again, and went out to find more help with Cooktop.
Seems it's no longer being updated, supported, etc for a variety of reasons.
What is happening is that when cootop opens, it looks out on the web for a file on the old site for updates, and other stuff. The file, called out in and SQL query, is no longer there, hence the error.
Has nothing to do with the structure of the file being edited; it's referring to the fact that it can't find its home out there on the web, a la ET PHONE HOME, but no one answers.
Now the SQL part makes sense.
Sigh.