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Dumb as a box of rocks

I watch the TV program Worlds Dumbiest Crooks .
There was one going through a hole in the roof and got stuck .
He had a cell phone . He called 911 for help .
Used a cell phone to put him in a cell .
 
Hehe, reminds me of the dumb-asses who call 911 to report that they've been burglarized or ripped off by one of their friends, and when the cops get there they're growing pot or have a meth lab set up. :d
 
reminds me of a case my dad worked where a bank robber wrote his demands on the back of one of his checks and handed it to the teller. The cops got to his house before he did.
 
i used to have the books "world's dumbest criminals" and "america's dumbest criminals"

one of them had a guy who tried to hold up a liquor store. as an afterthought, he decided to tell the clerk to give him a bottle of whiskey from behind the counter. the clerk told him he had to see some i.d. to prove he was of age. you can guess the rest :173go1:
 
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