I have had the belief that cell phones are evil since they hit the market. And today, I was slapped in the face with the proof I needed.
For supper, I browned some lean ground beef, seasoned it with onions, a pinch of garlic powder, dark chili powder, some paprika, a generous palmful of coarse ground black pepper. Mixed in some refried beans, diced tomato with chile peppers and some nice Amish cheese. A quick simple Friday evening bean dip. I turned the burner down to simmer, hopped into the car and ran to the local Save A Lot store to grab a bag of white corn tortilla chips and some soda (pop, cola...whatever it is called in whatever region you life in). Got in the check out line and while in the check out line...that is when I found the proof that cell phones are in deed EVIL!
There on the wall behind the check out line conveyor belt thingie, on little plastic pegs...were a wide selection of prepaid cell phone cards. Tracfone, Verizon...and one for Net10. It was on the card for the Net10 prepaid cell phone service..in bold black lettering..the proof that backed up my belief that cell phones are EVIL! The card read:
No Bills! No Contracts! No Evil!
NO EVIL! This one cell phone company has cell phones that have no evil...but all the others...they don't have that. They have EVIL! They are EVIL!
CELL PHONES ARE EVIL!
Now where did I leave my aluminum foil suit?
OBIO
For supper, I browned some lean ground beef, seasoned it with onions, a pinch of garlic powder, dark chili powder, some paprika, a generous palmful of coarse ground black pepper. Mixed in some refried beans, diced tomato with chile peppers and some nice Amish cheese. A quick simple Friday evening bean dip. I turned the burner down to simmer, hopped into the car and ran to the local Save A Lot store to grab a bag of white corn tortilla chips and some soda (pop, cola...whatever it is called in whatever region you life in). Got in the check out line and while in the check out line...that is when I found the proof that cell phones are in deed EVIL!
There on the wall behind the check out line conveyor belt thingie, on little plastic pegs...were a wide selection of prepaid cell phone cards. Tracfone, Verizon...and one for Net10. It was on the card for the Net10 prepaid cell phone service..in bold black lettering..the proof that backed up my belief that cell phones are EVIL! The card read:
No Bills! No Contracts! No Evil!
NO EVIL! This one cell phone company has cell phones that have no evil...but all the others...they don't have that. They have EVIL! They are EVIL!
CELL PHONES ARE EVIL!
Now where did I leave my aluminum foil suit?
OBIO