Snuffy
Happiness Consultant
Since it’s always “about money”, this is your financial lesson for the day ...
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he "got lucky" every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per occasion.
Renting
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's "relationship" with Madam Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for "getting lucky" every night for 5 years: a $41.7 million savings.
Value-added benefits are:
? a 22 year old
? no begging
? no coaxing
? never a headache
? happily agrees to all requests
? no complaining
? no honey-do lists
? has great leg(s)!!
? Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked.
All this at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes RENTING just makes more sense
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he "got lucky" every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per occasion.
Renting
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's "relationship" with Madam Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for "getting lucky" every night for 5 years: a $41.7 million savings.
Value-added benefits are:
? a 22 year old
? no begging
? no coaxing
? never a headache
? happily agrees to all requests
? no complaining
? no honey-do lists
? has great leg(s)!!
? Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked.
All this at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes RENTING just makes more sense
