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For our Florida dwellers....Mega mossies on

Pfffffft! those are just juvenile mosquitos from the Northwest Territories that went south for spring break and decided to stay...

...not to worry until their much larger parents head south to defend their young from the sprayers
 
Recently a new form of Ant arrived...will make Red Ants run1..then of course we have Aliens like Burmese Pythons...they can get into yer Toilet bowl..Check Yer next Rest Stop..That could spoil yer whole day....Gators,which are native, can be under yer Parked Car..Or in yer garage ,or in yer kitchen....Ditto for your pool.. Then again Old Geezers can be in yer Pool in his car also !Never pet a Gator,or you will be called "LEFTY".. Giant Rats abound in the keys,Strange Lizards, Frogs ,Turtles and a huge assortment of Creepy Crawlers..now Live in Florida.,Big Bears live here,Wild Hogs,and Big Cats.,,Not to mention any invasive Plants or trees...no if you factor in Hurricanes?Floods,,Tornadoes, Yes TRAFFIC! Again Old Geezers Big Problem,All have Uncle Al on their Shoulder...and cannot see or hear,but still drive.Speed Limit 70mph? Geezers 25mph it begs the Question why would a Thinking Person come her to this Tropical hell..But They do.The people of fair skin...Killing them selves in the Sun at the ,Beaches Cooking themselves! Red Tide.Sea monsters..Oil spills,.it goes on and on...However the Blacktopping goes on also,the houses grow like mushrooms..Varmints get crowded,and move in with you.You will have Many Lil Friends To Say Hello to!.In Yer bed, Under Yer Bed ,Bathroom, Closet, Yer Car, Yer boat,Garage... All here live in Air Conditioned house,To Hot to walk around...Like in Alaska ,All there Live in Heated Homes...To cold to go out...So whats The Difference??.. .RUN ,RUN from Florida, Its not Disney Land But Donkey land for we who came here...You Were Warned..Run fer Yer Lives! you Poor,misguided,brainwashed Baby Boomers!!...Save Yer self!!

Were Ponce De Leon to see his beloved Flower Land today ?..He would Cry.....altho he Too choose Poorly....seems the Fountain of Youth had Gators in it,and The Indians got Ticked off at him,and killed him !Man he Was Lucky!......
 
Just import the Swamp Gas from Gitmo and that will kill any blood sucker. Personally I think the Yukon sucker's are worse and more painful.
 
Donated much blood to the Yukon suckers. Slept in the camper top of the pickup- sprayed bug spray while trying to tape off access points. Little b'tards are seriously hungry and would come through holes in the camper top I did not know I had.
Cooking outside or pitching a tent, was impossible.

Some of the most beautiful scenery anywhere.
Would Do Again:jump:
 
Wet spring = quadrillions of them, a day. Beats wildfire and drought, except for the morning walk turning into a run to escape with a few pints of blood left.

Nature gets to choose your poison.:guinness:
 
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