Loic is a little more categorical about it than I would have been, but he isn't wrong.
Still, we have the script, and all it would take would be an evening or so to record, assuming we had enough people and enough beer on tap to overcome one's natural reticence. I of course would be unable to participate unless you need someone who sounds rather like John Steed in the French film version of "The Avengers," or "Chapeau Melon et Bottes de Cuir" to our French contingent.