gift from my sister

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Daveroo

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a nice bag of coal.....i had been telling my sister,well strongly hinting..to buy me something from my wishlist from www.flyingmule.com and she got irritated,,but i was tired of getting pictures of dogs and kids...( i dont like either) so she gave me this and a "flying mule coffee mug"

BTW i love it..have it hanging near the PC
 
88 views and none of you found this funny?...i must have a warped sense of humor...cause i laughed like hell when she handed it to me....BTW..my ex/dead brother inlaw biker nickname "slug" ,,his 86 year old mother lives across the street from me and still has holidays with us...but i usually great her with..."hey ya old battleaxe" or something silular,,,,seems i need to stop..shes forgeten why i do it...as a kid..she never used my name..allways called me buttface...ive known her since 1969....anyway she walked over to me and handed me a cookie that was smaller than a US dime and said..this is for callin me battleaxe all the time..and walked away....i was in tears with laughter....


and to think..i was gonna declair this my last family xmas...im an athiest and was/am tired of the family BS...but it was all good this year
 
I think your gift is hilarious!
My brother works at a coal fired power generating facility and brought the biggest hunk of coal I'd ever seen to a gag gift exchange. Thing looked like a concrete block size-wise.
 
Thats cold..........

That was my parents/older relatives and friend of relatives threat all year long..........

When I was counter productive (at least by thier hard knock standards)

I look back and they went thru the depression ..some still talk about the dust bowl and just a very strict
bible belt life..........

I still find that depressing.............

along with the bag of switches...............for the wood shed.

Cold joke..........very cold.........brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
Believe it or not, but there are folks in some of the poorest and coldest places on the planet who would really appreciate a "bag of coal" as a gift... :)

Heck, even some of 'po folks' in Appalachia would love it as well!
 
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