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Here's your next FS PC build, guys...

LOL I've involved with everything from Digital and IBM mainframes to every PC conceivable since 1978 and I have no idea what he is talking about!
Ted
 
txnetcop said:
LOL I've involved with everything from Digital and IBM mainframes to every PC conceivable since 1978 and I have no idea what he is talking about!
Ted
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I date back to fortran...punch cards and 1970....and it's Greek to me...;)
 
You guys haven't heard of the turboencabulator? Look it up. This is another version of that longstanding joke. ;)
 
This really simplifies..
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The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.
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There's an updated version with a dual exhaust flywheel muffler bearing to aid the reciprocating dingle arm & a blinker fluid pump bypass relay to help reduce the "Orth" effect if the quasistatic regeneration oscillator overheats.

"GE Turboencabulator ". Licensed under Fair use via Wikipedia -


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