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'Horses'

I was eating dinner at the table with people from the music industry.
They asked me if I liked it in "The City." I said I liked it better in the country.
The label representative asked me what about it most appealed to me.
"I love to listen to the yellowhammer singing 'a little bit of bread and no cheese'."

Then I commenced to do a tap dance on eggplant Parmesan before their eyes.
Guided by voices, whole bag of tricks. Raised by Druids and Horses.

(Then I told them):

"Never underestimate the power of Love. You dig my new horseshoes?
Never underestimate the power of Love."

"Come here quickly he's lost his mind!"

"Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, you've never seen the likes of me.
Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free!"

"Come here quickly he's lost his mind!"

The manager removed from the restaurant. A crowd got to gathering around.
I said, "You can throw a man out on his ear, but you can't keep a good horse down!"
Mounted police sprung to action. Never cut me any bit of slack.
But I wasn't going anywhere 'til they got off my brother's back.

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I've seen show horses done up with fancy hairdos in their mane, but I just comb out her mane on Ruby.
 
I've got three myself on my ranch out here. One good for nothing, one the year old daughter of a world champion and the other a rather dopy looking percheron. I have no idea why I have horses. My girlfriend is supposed to compete with them, but we both work 60 hours a week.
 
i'll admit that i dont more any more about horses apart from the facts that they need a lot of looking after and dont like cars wizzing past them, but i really do like the Shire bread, there the biggist horse i've ever seen and seem to be good all rounders work wise.

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this one shows the size better, there huge!

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