If MS built buildings, lol...

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Lionheart

SOH-CM-2014
I read this earlier today. I had to share it.

:d


"If engineers built buildings the way (microsoft) programmers write programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization!"
 
Well… If engineers built buildings the way Apple wanted them built, you would only get windows like Steve Jobs wants them, and you would only get doors located where Steve Jobs wanted them, and you couldn’t add a room, or plant trees, and all the knobs and buttons to operate the appliances wouldn’t have words (like “on” or “off”) but would have cryptic pictures instead. But you could get them in various pretty colors! :d
 
PRB said:
Well… If engineers built buildings the way Apple wanted them built, you would only get windows like Steve Jobs wants them, and you would only get doors located where Steve Jobs wanted them, and you couldn’t add a room, or plant trees, and all the knobs and buttons to operate the appliances wouldn’t have words (like “on” or “off”) but would have cryptic pictures instead. But you could get them in various pretty colors! :d
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Ladies and gentlemen, PRB has moved in for the win. The judges are awarding him an extremely rare THREE points. :icon_lol:
 
PRB said:
Well… If engineers built buildings the way Apple wanted them built, you would only get windows like Steve Jobs wants them, and you would only get doors located where Steve Jobs wanted them, and you couldn’t add a room, or plant trees, and all the knobs and buttons to operate the appliances wouldn’t have words (like “on” or “off”) but would have cryptic pictures instead. But you could get them in various pretty colors! :d
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Haha, simply awesome and very true:d!

Nothing against Apple, I still use my old G5 now and then. (it has horrible mouse and keyboard though).
 
PRB said:
Well… If engineers built buildings the way Apple wanted them built, you would only get windows like Steve Jobs wants them, and you would only get doors located where Steve Jobs wanted them, and you couldn’t add a room, or plant trees, and all the knobs and buttons to operate the appliances wouldn’t have words (like “on” or “off”) but would have cryptic pictures instead. But you could get them in various pretty colors! :d
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Nice one.


I'd like to add that they would be waaaaay overpriced as well.
 
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