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I'm having a "breathing problem"!

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OBIO

Retired SOH Admin
Just a few minutes ago, I gave our dogs a brushing...or a Brush-A-Brush as the dogs know it. They love being brushed. Afterward, I sat in my puter chair to log onto SOH...and both dogs jumped up in my lap. Hazel, our 8-pound Chihuahua girl, was so happy after her brushing that she tried licking my nose. Somehow she managed to cram about 3 inches of her tongue UP the inside of my left nostril. Now every time I inhale, I smell doggy spit. Now how's that for a breathing problem?

OBIO
 
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At least you are friends. Having a stranger stick 3 inches of tongue up one of my nostrils would seem, well, a bit forward. LA
 
I can lick my friends,

and I can lick my nose,

but I'd never lick my friends nose......
 
Considering just what on their own bodies dogs frequently lick, that's just disgusting...

Of course, my late dauschund was just as "friendly" with me... :bump:
 
OBIO said:
Just a few minutes ago, I gave our dogs a brushing...or a Brush-A-Brush as the dogs know it. They love being brushed. Afterward, I sat in my puter chair to log onto SOH...and both dogs jumped up in my lap. Hazel, our 8-pound Chihuahua girl, was so happy after her brushing that she tried licking my nose. Somehow she managed to cram about 3 inches of her tongue UP the inside of my left nostril. Now every time I inhale, I smell doggy spit. Now how's that for a breathing problem?

OBIO
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Quit playing with the dogs and get back to work sorting out the Jags. :icon_lol: :jump: Are we there yet, are we there yet :jump:
 
OBIO said:
Just a few minutes ago, I gave our dogs a brushing...or a Brush-A-Brush as the dogs know it. They love being brushed. Afterward, I sat in my puter chair to log onto SOH...and both dogs jumped up in my lap. Hazel, our 8-pound Chihuahua girl, was so happy after her brushing that she tried licking my nose. Somehow she managed to cram about 3 inches of her tongue UP the inside of my left nostril. Now every time I inhale, I smell doggy spit. Now how's that for a breathing problem?

OBIO
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That's why I have a Cat, she would die before she would do this..:barf:

But again, dogs tend to shy away from Hobbits..:a1310:

Since we are Both(Hobbits and dogs) are short, furry and ugly..
Dogs have a hard time of working out what a Hobbit is..

I think it's the Feet that worry Dogs..
 
Naismith said:
Quit playing with the dogs and get back to work sorting out the Jags. :icon_lol: :jump: Are we there yet, are we there yet :jump:
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Almost. Got one more avenue to travel down in an effort to get rid of those ugly modeled on lights. If that too fails, then I have done all I can to visually improve the Jags....other than complete a slew of new skins (which won't be happening quickly). Once I execute this last ditch effort to remove the lights, the modified Jag Model folders, panels, "new" gauges and effects will be packaged up and uploaded.

OBIO
 
I am sorry to hear you have breathing problem Mr. Obio. I once had a dog his name is Midnight. He is as black as midnight. He is a Pomeranian. He loves to play with me. He licks my face all the time. After we play Mom always tells me to wash my hands and my face. Everytime I visit Midnight he does not stop wagging his tail and peeing on the floor. He doesn't live with us now. Maybe if you can wash your face and hands and nose Mr. Obio. Mom calls that good hygiene. Always wash your hands and keep it clean. Also your nose. From Hannah :wavey:
 
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MAYTAG! MAYTAG! Pull the T-Handle on your can of anti-bac spray and cram the bugger up your nares -- toot sweet! :icon_lol:
 
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