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The B24 Guy said:
But Rami, It's the thought that counts. :biggrin-new:
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Just remember, you're talking to a guy whose wife and kids don't ask him questions like "How'd you sleep?" anymore because I invariably answer "with my eyes closed," or say "like this" and make some sort of funny face / weird body contortion.

Other popular favorites..."What did you have for breakfast?" "Food." (Sigh..."what kind of food?") "The kind that goes in your mouth." Forget it! :banghead:

"Where are we?" "Earth."
 
In screach of three ships

USS Cimarron class oiler
Invisible tender
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Can someone tell me where I can find these three ships?
John:wavey:
 
Rami said:
Other popular favorites..."What did you have for breakfast?" "Food." (Sigh..."what kind of food?") "The kind that goes in your mouth." Forget it! :banghead:
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Rami,

That has been my favorite for years now.

My wife would ask me what I wanted for dinner every night. So I would start with "Food". She would reply "What kind of food". I'd say "Good Food". Which would sometimes be followed with a light slap on the arm and a little chuckle. Now I just get the "sigh" as she walks away.
 
BH...

with the comment.." I'd say "Good Food" I would usually get... what restaurant are we going to . OR " I guess that you are going to your mothers?" :wavey:
 
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Fibber said:
with the comment.." I'd say "Good Food" I would usually get... what restaurant are we going to . OR " I guess that you are going to your mothers?" :wavey:
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Fibber,

In my house, that would translate to a frying pan that suddenly develops remarkable aerodynamic features and quickly gains rapid momentum in my general heading. :costumed-smiley-034
 
Rami.....

..that is similar to the response that I received after I gave someone a responded to someone at a party. They had asked me how we have stayed married for 42 years. Kidding I responded " Simple...I worked nights for 35 of them..." What a whop that got! Not there immediately, but for the next three years!! Believe me I didn't need a fridge in the house for that time!
 
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Fibber said:
..that is similar to the response that I gave to someone at a party. They had asked me how we have stayed married for 42 years. Kidding I responded " Simple...I worked nights for 35 of them..." What a whop that got! Not there immediately, but for the next three years!! Believe me I didn't need a refridge in the house all that time!
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Fibber,

Thanks, I needed a laugh this evening. :costumed-smiley-034 My wife ended getting up a GPS for her car because of her frustration with my word games....

We need to go left here, correct?

Right.

Wait...right like turn right, or right like turning left is right?

Yes, left is right.

Let me know when we need to turn again.

Right-o, hon.
 
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