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My letter to Dear Abby

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Shylock

Charter Member
Hiya guys in a jam here need some advice. Heres a letter im sending to Dear Abby.


Dear Abby,



> I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I



> have suspected for some time now that my girlfriend of 9 years has been cheating on me.



> The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.



> My girl has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although



> when I ask their names, she always says, "just some friends from work,





> you don't know them". I try to stay awake and look out for her when



> she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never



> broached the subject with my girl. I think deep down I just did not



> want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I



> decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in my office





> behind my FSX computer near the window so I could get a good view of the whole



> street when she arrived home from a night out with the girls. When



> she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took



> her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that



> moment, crouching behind my sim pit, that I noticed a hairline



> crack where the tension spring meets the base on my X52



> controller. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it



> back to the shop where I bought it?

Lol
 
LMAO, had me going for a minute

BTW, next time ask her to bring some beer with her, cool? :ernae:
 
Just keep her away from it...LOL She seems to have the tendency to muck things up......:woot:
 
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