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My Rich Uncle Dies In China

Ickie

SOH Administrator
Ron,
My name is Miss Lihua Yunpeng. I am an account officer in China Bohai Bank Norway branch. I came across a file containing the details of an account operated by Late Mr. Michael B. Larson in my branch. The circumstances surrounding the account made me suspicious and I hired a private investigator to personally search for his relatives. He came back with your contact details and he assured me you are a relative. I am presently in Japan on a financial management course and the reason I am doing this is because I know the money is meant for your family and I feel it's right. If you think the money is not yours but you are still interested due to surname similarity, we can still finish this together besides, the money belongs to your country. I also know that when you successfully get your money, I would like to be compensated so that I can pay for the surgery my uncle needs to undergo soon.

Lihua
lihua.yunpeng@kimo.com
IP 203.16.214.140

my reply:
I'm Swedish, I will give you my permission to keep all the money, have fun with it and get that uncle his operation.
 
What a coincidence! I won the European lottery and it's a massive amount of money! What are the odds we could both come into large sums of money via the internet?:icon_lol:
 
Obvioulsy enough respondents to make these people think its still a worth while venture ... :173go1:
 
i heard on This American Life (Radio show) estimates the figure at 5 million/year lost to these type of scam. And that's just the reported figure...imagine those who are too embarassed to admit it....

It apparently works like a chain. The victim gets fooled into depositing something small, like 1 or 2K (usually to open a new account so they can receive the millions). Of course they never get the money, but instead are told to deposit more and more. After about 10k in, most people sorta know that this might be a scam, but still put money into it thinking "maybe it's not" cuz they are already in it too deap - that's at least how the radio explained it... and these scams work mostly on older, single people who are desperate for cash...(again, according to the data provided on the show)....

-feng
 
Man, lolol.. That is a very nicely done, very polite scam email! The nicest I have heard yet! lol....


I know this one guy that sent in the 5 thousand or so they asked. Turned out to be alkaida (however thats spelled) and he was worried for his life.

Some very bad people behind those things, no matter how polite it is..



Bill
 
No you didn't Stan. I won it...says so right here in my email. LOL

Ok class, can we spell Phishing Scam? :bump:
 
I have three aliased handoffs on my important email addresses.
Any email thus has to survive testing by 3 different ISP spam filters.
I - sometimes - kinda miss my Nigerian connection though... ;)
 
Ickie we must be related!
but im sure im not going to fight with you over our inheritance
we could split it 40/60
the 60 to me
LOL
H:icon_lol:
 
usually, the way it works is, you give them the routing and transfer #'s to an account. they send you a check for say, 10 million. they draw their 5 % or whatever on your acct before their 10 mill can bounce, leaving you holding the bag for the 5%.
 
Woo hoo! Jackpot! I'm retiring ...

END OF YEAR LOAN OFFER @ 3% INTEREST RATE APPLY NOW...

Dear Sir/Madam,
We Offer Private Loans with very Minimal annual Interest Rates as Low as3% within a 1year to 50 years repayment duration period. We give out loans within the range of $5,000 to $100,000,000 USD. contact us via E-mail...


BORROWERS INFORMATION
Names: Country: Address: Age: Fax Number: Personal Number: Occupation:Sex: Monthly Income: Amount Needed: Loan duration:
Best Regards
Mr.Ketema-Teserach




I figure I get the $100,000,000 loan for 50 years, put it in a savings account with a higher interest rate, and live off the difference. Be in my 90's when I pay it off...

Heh, up to $100,000,000 End Of Year Loan Special. No bank either, I guess this guy does it out of the kindness of his own heart... :icon_lol:


 
Woo hoo! Jackpot! I'm retiring ...





I figure I get the $100,000,000 loan for 50 years, put it in a savings account with a higher interest rate, and live off the difference. Be in my 90's when I pay it off...

Heh, up to $100,000,000 End Of Year Loan Special. No bank either, I guess this guy does it out of the kindness of his own heart... :icon_lol:



There will be plenty of people receiving this new scam e-mail who will joyfully apply for these loans. They will surrender their identity and application/processing fees in the false hope of having cheap money.

With a global recession well underway, look for these scams to increase exponentially.
 
Wow, Robert Taylor contacted me! Even though it say he died in the late 60's, I guess he just went into banking. Man, the money keeps poring in.

Oops, I guess I ignored the umpteen times "Mr. Taylor" told me not to tell anyone else about this! Shhhh! :icon_lol:

I am Robert Taylor, Director at Kleinwort Benson Private Bank, the private banking arm of Dresdner Bank, which in turn, is a subsidiary of German insurance giant Allianz. I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer, and an investment he placed under our banks management 3years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you ( I don't like the sound of that! :icon_lol: )with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In 2006, the subject matter came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.7 million British Pounds Sterling, which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf. I was the officer assigned to his case, I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto chief operations officer of the private banking sector, (Huh?) especially given the volume of funds he wished to put into our bank.

(And now, a story...)We spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation. In January 2008, he asked that the money be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments. He directed that I liquidate the funds and have it deposited with a security firm. I informed him that Kleinwort Benson Private Bank would have to make special arrangements to have this done. I explained to him the complexities of the task he was asking of us. Large cash movements have become especially strict since the incidents of 9/11. I contacted my affiliate and had the funds available as he had requested. I undertook all the processes and made sure I followed his precise instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited with a security consultancy firm. This security firm is an especially private firm that accepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chip corporations that handle valuable products or undertake transactions that need immediate access to

This small and highly private organization is familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected organizations. In Line with instructions, the money was deposited with them. He told me he wanted the money there in anticipation of his arrival from Norway later that week. This was the last communication we had; this transpired around 25th February 2008.

In October last year, we got a call from the security company informing us of the inactivity of that particular portfolio. This was an astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I managed the private banking sector I was the only one who knew about the deposit at the security company, and I could not understand why our client had not come forward to claim his deposit. I made futile efforts to locate him.

I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department. Four days later, information started to trickle in, apparently our man was dead. A person who suited his description was declared dead of a heart attack in Canne, South of France. We were soon enough able to confirm all of this including cause of death. The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to come forward to claim his estate.

If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous.

This bank even gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave wills in our care, in this case; our now deceased client died in testate. In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we Instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem.

It is this investigation that resulted in my being furnished with your details as a possible relative of the deceased. My official capacity dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and the only party to receive the results of the investigation. It is quite clear now that our dear fellow died with no known or identifiable family members. This leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing situation is in relation to the deposit and the late beneficiary of the deposit.

According to practice, the security company will by the end of this year broadcast a request for statements of claim to Kleinwort Benson Private Bank failing to receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit to Kleinwort Benson Private Bank. This will result in the money entering the Kleinwort Benson Private Bank accounting system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of the private banking division. This will not happen if I have my way.

What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice(Really?) but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who sit upon certain chairs and oversee certain portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what I propose. There is 8,700,000.00 deposited in a security company. I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so.(Gee a banker with a heart of gold...pun intended)

I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as Kleinwort Benson Private Bank is concerned, the transaction with the late customer concluded when I sent the funds to the security company all outstanding interactions in relation to the file are just customer services and due process. The security company has no single idea of what's the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that I may direct. This is the situation.

This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track this man's family; they have investigated for months and have found no family. The investigation has come to an end. My proposal; I am prepared to instruct the security company to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50. (Sure, real ethical of you, Dude)You with the same very name as the original depositor would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim.

I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few days. I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file relating to our late client. I will then officially communicate with the security company and instruct them to release the deposit to you. With these two things: all is done. The alternative would be for us to have the security company direct the funds to another bank with you as account holder. This way there will be no need for you to think of receiving the money directly from the security company as it is not a conventional financial institution; they accept deposits from only organizations thus; what you hand over to them is what you get back. They do not have the means to process the money.

We can fine-tune this based on our interactions. I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like myself who have made a tidy sum out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector.

I am not a criminal (Well, buddy I hate to tell you...:icon_lol:) and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by. For once I find myself in total control of my destiny. This chance wont passes me by.

I ask that you do not destroy my chance,(Ooops too late) if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank.

I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this email. If you give me positive signals, I will give you the relevant details and initiate this process towards a conclusion.

I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through my alternate email account: xxxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxxx. com

I do not want any direct link between you and I. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our total Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously.

Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. I await your response.

Sincerely,
Robert Taylor

Blabby little cuss... :icon_lol: This has got to be the longest one of these silly things I think I have ever gotten!
 
Miss Lihua Yunpeng contacted me again, seems she has a short memory, she sent me the same email. :monkies: I thought Chinese were smart.
 
Miss Lihua Yunpeng contacted me again, seems she has a short memory, she sent me the same email. :monkies: I thought Chinese were smart.

tell her she sounds attractive and to send pics for a possible marriage.

my cousin and i used to make sport of having ridiculous conversations with them. the idea was, to see how long you could keep them on the hook while
being as rude as possible. my cousin was a master at it. i wish i had saved some of the email exchanges. they were hilarious.
 
Miss Lihua Yunpeng contacted me again, seems she has a short memory, she sent me the same email. :monkies: I thought Chinese were smart.

Start spamming her account with your own version of the "Nigerian Scam..."

Turn about is fair play, right? :bump:
 
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