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My unoffical FSX poem

jmig

SOH-CM-2025
With apologies to Henry W. Longfellow.

<table align="center"><tbody><tr><td align="center">There was a little girl</td></tr><tr><td align="center">Who had a little curl </td></tr><tr><td align="center">Right in the middle of her forehead; </td></tr><tr><td align="center">And when she was good </td></tr><tr><td align="center">She was very, very good, </td></tr><tr><td align="center">But when she was bad she was horrid.</td></tr></tbody></table>
 
With apologies to Henry W. Longfellow.

<table align="center"><tbody><tr><td align="center">There was a little girl</td></tr><tr><td align="center">Who had a little curl </td></tr><tr><td align="center">Right in the middle of her forehead; </td></tr><tr><td align="center">And when she was good </td></tr><tr><td align="center">She was very, very good, </td></tr><tr><td align="center">But when she was bad she was horrid.</td></tr></tbody></table>


she's my cousin. we didn't like her none neither :173go1:
 
maybe one day It'll go back to being:

when she's good, she's good
when she's bad, she's even better
 
Jmig needs more sleep....Or Drink.......


That poem so befits FSX.....:jump:
 
it reminds me of another fine poem, although i don't know who the author was:

GENE, GENE,
BUILT A MACHINE
JOE, JOE,
MADE IT GO
ART, ART,
LIT A FART
AND BLEW THE WHOLE DARN THING APART
 
How about a Developer Haiku?

Blue points dance in 3d world
Artwork is applied with care
I export with fingers crossed
 
There once was a man named Dave
who kept a dead ....

Err ...

Ummm ...

sorry this is a family forum ... I'll quit now ... :faint:
 
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