The most recent view of Nessy was done at Downing Street 10. Apparently Nessy's alias is "Cameron".
Nessy has infiltrated the highest echelons of British power and thinks that she is part of the leaders of the world. But of course, she is only a relic.
The most important enemy of the species, the fascistosaurus has now evolved into a more devious and dangerous creature called UKIP.
These are worrying times indeed!
D.