Ahh but.....that for me is what makes the quote so definitive because it has a sting in the tail in the way it slaps the PCers in the face by purposely being politically incorrect.I would maintain -with tongue firmly planted in cheek- that for the above "definition" to itself be Politically Correct it should not a called a "turd" but should have been referred to as an "odoriferous digestive by-product..." http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-polishing-a-turd.html
I loved the turd polishing clip BTW....who'd a thunk it!