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OT: Sexy and over 60 ...

magoo said:
You don't need to have plastic surgery to look young. Just buy or rent a convertable Corvette, get out on the highway and up to speed...(break the speed limit if you must, but I didn't tell you that here....).
Once at inciteful velocity, stick you head up above the windshield, into the slipstream.

All the wrinkles will magically go away.


....Just don't open your mouth.
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As those wrinkles get magically whisked away...so does a good chunk of your hair! :eek:
(Don't ask me how I know that, but I suspect even a good small-block Dodge will substitute for that 'vette! LMAO )

Keep in mind this is coming from one of the younger bucks to post in this thread so far... :d

And...I think both Sally Fields & Ann-Margret are still pretty hot too...
 
I just want to get old gracefully...
... No Botox
... No Knife
... Nothing like that!

... a Convertible RED Corvette?
... Love it!
 
cheezyflier said:
i just think beauty and sexiness are not the same thing. you can be either one without being the other at the same time.
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that i agree with
but there are a lot of sexy women over the age of 60
believe me i stalk them everyday:173go1:
and i do have a convertible
LOL
H
 
Bjoern said:
Haha! :d

Although I dare to say that men age with way more grace than women.

How does that saying go?
"Men get better with age, women just get older." :icon_lol:
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Hold on there just a second.... Ask Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers why they had a face lift. Neither thought they were aging gracefully and had face lifts. Now they both look like crap. And there are other men doing it too. So IMHO the "old saying" is crap too. ;)

Chacha... you'd look better in a pale blue 57 T-bird (ala American Graffiti), or a red GTO IMHO. ;) Corvettes are for those that are insecure..... at any age.
 
GT182 said:
Hold on there just a second.... Ask Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers why they had a face lift. Neither thought they were aging gracefully and had face lifts. Now they both look like crap. And there are other men doing it too. So IMHO the "old saying" is crap too. ;)
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Reynolds used to be a walking liquor store, so he had good reasons to get that facelift. Don't know about Rogers 'though.
 
Chacha said:
I just want to get old gracefully...
... No Botox
... No Knife
... Nothing like that!

... a Convertible RED Corvette?
... Love it!
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A white Corvette roadster works just as well. Trust me. :rolleyes:

My wife is 7 years older than me (you do the math), and I still think she is sexy.

--WH
 
GT182 said:
Chacha... you'd look better in a pale blue 57 T-bird (ala American Graffiti), or a red GTO IMHO. ;) Corvettes are for those that are insecure..... at any age.
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Thanks, Gary....



WarHorse47 said:
A white Corvette roadster works just as well. Trust me. :rolleyes:

My wife is 7 years older than me (you do the math), and I still think she is sexy.

--WH
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Awesome WH!
(May I ask what is her secret, keeping up with you? :))

I was once married to a man 11 years my Junior...
(imagine that!)...

:running:

.. I think I still can kick behinds! ...

I see people look at me
and look at me again...
and again ....
and again...
and again ...
"whew!"
 
Well, I've been ugly in the head all my life, so sexy from foresight has never been a forte. :icon_lol:

But I have always taken care of my body and like to think my hindsight is better. Exercise and living a moderate lifestyle helps me. I am married to a woman 19 years my junior, so I don't need to mess around. And personally, what's all this stuff about sex anyhow, especially men.

Now as to the act of sex, after 63 years of gettin' it on, I think a Shakespeare title says it best, "Much Ado About Nothing". Or as my daddy's old business partner, Eddie Earles, once said, "when all's said and done, there's a lot more been said than has ever been done".

Caz
 
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