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OT - Who Is Your Dream Girl ?

Jessica Alba, gets my vote, That movie she did " Into the Blue" was nuthin but pure sexy for her....lol. I also like Helen Hunt. :jump:
 
Aaawh, no! First answer is, my wife (otherwise she wouldn´t be my wife, right?)

Second answer (also including my wife;-) is:
personally I am not at all impressed by those classical moviestar celebrity beauties. They are not REAL - I like it complicated, wicked, loud, psycho, human...blood and tears!

Joey Ramone (God bless his soul!) had the habit to hang around mental asylums, cause he thought the most interesting women could be found there! I can tell you I like that concept!!!

The more complicated the better, never mind the looks (of course there are limits there;-) Just give me enough trouble, baby...:engel016:

Otherwise I like women doing things like this:
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But that pretty much confirms the above, doesn´t it?:kilroy:

Regards
Alex
 
My Dream girl was...

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Remember that, at the time, silicon was a stuff used to caulk windows and bathtubs...:kilroy:

She was very instrumental in helping me settle three important metaphysical questions;

1- I was not going to be impotent...;

2- I was definitely very heterosexual...;

3- Life is worth living. :jump:
 
My Dream girl was...

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Remember that, at the time, silicon was a stuff used to caulk windows and bathtubs...:kilroy:

She was very instrumental in helping me settle three important metaphysical questions;

1- I was not going to be impotent...;

2- I was definitely very heterosexual...;

3- Life is worth living. :jump:
Quick question, how old was she in the 2nd pic???

Prowler
 
Racquel was 27 in the second pic, which is from the movie "Bedazzled" (1967). She's aged very well, here she is at a promo appearance for her new book at Barnes & Noble. She wasn't at the B&N where I work. :frown:

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Thanks TARPSBird, I had no idea.

Anyway, my "illumination" came with One Million Years B.C.

Note that I said "was". At my age, I tend to be less selective...:wavey:
 
my dream girl is the subject of a portrait painting by John Singer Sargent.
She graces the cover of a book in our living room and my wife, gor bless 'er, knows all about her. I once did a study of this work, and the geometry of her face is perfectly proportioned.
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Here is an oldie I always fancied. Sure you all recognize her but who's thumb and index finger are under her chin?

The fingers belong to Mr Spock.

He & Bones went thru that time machine to the ice age where she was exiled. But they weren't specially altered before the trip. Due to this; Spock fell in love with her & wanted to stay. Kirk went to a different place, something akin to old England.

Sorry ... I got hooked on Trek as a kid in the 60's .... seen every episode a zillion times.
Mostly due to an original "Trek Babe" - Yeoman Janis Rand - played by Grace Lee Whitney.
I think she was my first crush ....& caused my 1st .... you know! ... I almost married a girl who looked just like her.

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But in reality, nothing lasts forever; youth & beauty being the most fleeting of all .... Grace turned 80 years old on April 1st of this year.
 
She's french? *Scratches head*

Regardless, I found her very sexy in Casino Royale.
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NO!

*Puts barbed wire around thread*
*Sets up MG nests*
*Keeps the Air Force on call for timely CAS*
*Designates center of thread as a target for a nuclear strike as a last ditch measure*

:d




...and looks good!



Kaya Scodelario.
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..how you doing?...

Prowler

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A good old fashoned English girl.

No size 0 here.

Kelly Brooke.

My boss once asked me "what I aspired to", he was not impressed when I told him "a date with Kelly Brooke!!"
 
Still getting over laughing over this very funny movie I saw lately "Big Trouble". One of the guys in it has a thing for Zena...she did fill up the screen pretty good.
 
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