Offices of Eurasia Ltd.
Statement for Immediate Release
Management of Eurasia Ltd. wishes to clarify certain events and refutalize allegations made by Imperialist crews currently in residence at Lukla, Nepal.
First, Eurasia crews are not afraid. Note that we were the first to land at Lukla, paving the way for others to find and approach this challenging airport. However, Eurasia Ltd is very aware of safety in aviation and, as can be seen from the previously-released photos, wisely parked on the opposite side of the aerodrome.
Second, our dawn departure was another safety measure. While other crews were recovering from a severe case of "Yak Milk" poisoning (rumoured to be due to the alcohol content) our crew determined that an early departure was best for local conditions and those anticipated along the course (heat, humidity and haze). Note also that we are willing to provide "Pilots Notes" of the remaining route for crews on request. Some information must remain restricted to Eurasia Ltd crews as it was obtained during our test of Navigationsdiagramme der niedrigen Höhe des schlechten Wetters und spezielles Stromsystem für beibehaltenkurs which is part of our flight and route programme. Stories that we left Lukla early to avoid possible involvement in later takeoff disasters is erroneous. As can be seen, much of the remaining route may be flown at 300m or less.
Third, spurious reports that Eurasia crews were involved in illegal activities are propagandistic at best and scandalous in intent. There was no knowledge or participation on behalf of Eurasia crews in the 'reported' smuggling of a Japanese agent thru Nepal into Britisher India. The flight crew, upon landing in the Calcutta neighbourhood of Barrackpore (all slums seem the same in the malodourous haze that infests this primitive land- the British should study German engineering to cure this pollution), ascertained that a stowaway had abruptly left the aircraft and run off through the fog. Indeed he appeared to be Oriental but to Teutonic eyes it was impossible to ascertain precise nationality. The Crew continued on to Calcutta's airport and provided full information to authorities when questioned. They are now enroute to Lukla via Katmandhu to brief the Nepalese officials (at great cost in fuel and time to Eurasia Ltd). ETA Lukla is expected to be well in advance of the (hopefully safe) departure of the remaining crews.
S. Palin
Eurasia Ltd.