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Russian spam emails are hilarius!!!

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eddie

SOH-CM-2022
I use a certsin spam filter, which works wonders, maybe 1 a month get through! It catches all of them, and I can check to see what has arrived before it even hits my computer.

Some of the most funny one's comes from a Russian spammer,lol He hasn't a clue about the english language, he know's about as much English as I do about the Russian language. Always uses last names first, the opening of his crap usually goes, "Hi Anderson, Mr. Robert"!! I just start laughing as soon as I see that!:icon_lol:

Then he goes on about the great deals I can get on the so called legal drugs he sells! After watching a few of his emails, he keeps changing his business addy, once he was located in San Antonio, then New
York City,
Washington DC etc. But his new addy has him in London, yeah, this clown is real legit,lol

They send their crap out by unregistered airmail, and if it gets stopped by US Customs, they will send a representative to help get this stuff through! Yeah, right!!

The real funny thing is, that the name of their little drug store, is "Canadian Pharmacy" I guess there is no office space to rent in Canada, so they chose to locate in London!?!:isadizzy:

And these clowns want us to gove them our credit card numbers, I'll get right on that!!!

This is their explanation why their crap is so cheap-

"Why is your product so cheap?
There is a number of reasons for that. We do not spend anything on marketing, there are no taxes to be paid as the product comes into the country unregistered, the manufacturer is located in an offshore zone and the production costs are way lower. No child labor is used"

That's what sold me on ordering something from them!!:icon_lol:

I was checking the location of their phone number they provide,and Google came up with this-

http://www.google.com/search?source...here+is+1(210)+888-9089+phone+number+located?+

This guy has the brain power equal to a door knob!!!!!:icon_lol:
 
yes sir he is probaly a porn buff two lol
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Every once in a blue moon, I get one of those "Let me let you hold my money" scams from Africa.

Dearest,
It is my pleasure to write you trusting God that this well timed contact will bring us into one family. I am Miss Sarah Joseph l the daughter of late Mr. Joseph Paul from Liberia , presently residing in Abidjan the capital city of Cote d'Ivoire. My father was a Cocoa merchant in Bourke northern part of Cote D'Ivoire before his untimely death last year, after his business trip overseas, to negotiate on a cocoa business. He was poisoned by his business associates. My mother died when I was still a baby. Before the death of my father he informed me that he deposited the sum of Three Million, Eight Hundred United State Dollars (US$3.8 Million) in a prime bank here in Abidjan. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that made his business associates to poison him. My father asked me to seek for a reliable foreign business partner outside the country where I will transfer this money and invest it wisely and also see that I complete my education. I am soliciting for your kind assistance as my foreign guardian in transferring this fund from the bank here and have it transfer into your bank account for investment. And you help me to come to your country immediately to continue my education as my late father advised me. I will be willing to compensation you for your efforts in helping me out of this situation. And you will take me as a member of your family as I am only 22years old. I wait for youri quick response.
Yours.
Miss Sarah Joseph
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Now of course I didn't actually respond, but I kept thinking of different ways I could have responded. I kinda like this idea:

Sarah,
I am always looking for new girls to join my family. At 22, you're a bit old, but I might make an exception. It would be good for my other eight wives to meet someone from another country. In addition, with the dowry that you'll bring, I can finally afford the kind of fortifications my compound needs to keep the federal government from snooping around my stockpile of weapons and ammunition.
 
Speaking of spam mail, the other day I received two very tempting offers via US Mail:

Free sample of Viagra
Free sample of TROJAN® Twisted Pleasure™

That's just what a sixty+ year old, retired celibate priest needs... :applause:
 
With Nigerian scammers, I've been known to answer them with a "counter offer" from Merc Air to either knock over the bank, hold an airstrike on it or in one inspired case when he was complaining about the Nigerian government holding the money, to provide air superiority in a coup to take over the government. I've yet to have one respond back. Nothing like accidently getting "mercenaries" involved in your scam. :d
 
Willy said:
With Nigerian scammers, I've been known to answer them with a "counter offer" from Merc Air to either knock over the bank, hold an airstrike on it or in one inspired case when he was complaining about the Nigerian government holding the money, to provide air superiority in a coup to take over the government. I've yet to have one respond back. Nothing like accidently getting "mercenaries" involved in your scam. :d
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I'm with ya Willy, I have you back! I'd love to fly fighter cover for the great grab and escape! :icon_lol:
 
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