Congratulations Austin. Your narratives have been engaging and truly entertaining. What wonderful cargo manifests. Every post became a "must read." The last story, in particular, had me on the edge of my seat wondering what would happen on the final dramatic leg. Nice save. (You mention the exercise of a certain colorful vocabulary, and the unappreciative reaction of the local observers. How truly familiar is that scene. Not everyone understands. We surely do.) Bravissimo!