Serious Warning Notices...

[stuartcox]

The list is too long to copy!

i.e.: "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

Here's a link:

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

 

[Naki]

I like:

"Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11

 

[hubbabubba]

When lawyers have their ways...

In a TV commercial for a bed mattress, a woman drops from at least 10,000 feet to land smoothly, back first, on the said mattress.

In small characters underneath;"Do not attempt."

BTW- I was a lawyer in a previous life...

 

[Wing_Z]

In the readme of a downloaded zipfile...

"First, unzip the folder, and open this readme file."
Umm...you know who you are!

 

[HouseHobbit]

These warnings were written by IDIOTS for IDIOTS..
Such a pity..

 

[brad kaste]

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

Works fine for me.......

 

[OBIO]

I once saw this one printed on a box holding a tube of tooth paste.

"For best results, open other end."

I really don't think it matters which end of the box you open.....tooth paste is still going to work just as well. Same goes for squeezing from the end or squeezing in the middle of the tube....the tooth paste does not care and will give the same performance.

OBIO

 

[hubbabubba]

These warnings were written by IDIOTS for IDIOTS..
Such a pity..

Well HouseHobbit, idiots have, unfortunately, the sympathy of jurors.

Just think of that women who became millionaire by scalding herself with her coffee bought at McDonald.

The warning about not drying pets in the microwave was issued after a woman did exactly that with her cat. I don't know if she struck rich too.:isadizzy:

 

[hubbabubba]

"First, unzip the folder, and open this readme file."
Umm...you know who you are!

I once opened a ZIP file that had the following files;
-README.txt;
-AT_LEAST_README.txt;
-FOR_GOD_SAKE_README.txt

And I still find people who don't read them. You know who you are...

 

[Bjoern]

Oh, how I wish those warning labels and the possibility to sue would be outlawed...Darwin and the Grim Reaper would have a field day!

 

[Daveroo]

its really a shame there are people stupid enough out there that we have to have these labels,,,and the juries that awards the milions to them for thier stupidity...like the idiot in my local area the otherday who..when he saw the railroad crassing arm coming down thought to himself...well its coming down...so the train cant be here yet,,so ill go around it,,,,yup he got hitonly thing that saved the idiots life was he wasnt wearing a seatbelt and was thrown oout the door of the pickup and flew abut 150 feet.....and i know what his thought was cause he told the news people before he went to the hospital..he also added he was going to sue union pacific for the train speeding.....

 

[johnh_049]

its really a shame there are people stupid enough out there that we have to have these labels,,,and the juries that awards the milions to them for thier stupidity...like the idiot in my local area the otherday who..when he saw the railroad crassing arm coming down thought to himself...well its coming down...so the train cant be here yet,,so ill go around it,,,,yup he got hitonly thing that saved the idiots life was he wasnt wearing a seatbelt and was thrown oout the door of the pickup and flew abut 150 feet.....and i know what his thought was cause he told the news people before he went to the hospital..he also added he was going to sue union pacific for the train speeding.....

the sad part about that, he'll find a crooked lawyer to take his case...

 

[Willy]

its really a shame there are people stupid enough out there that we have to have these labels,,,and the juries that awards the milions to them for thier stupidity...like the idiot in my local area the otherday who..when he saw the railroad crassing arm coming down thought to himself...well its coming down...so the train cant be here yet,,so ill go around it,,,,yup he got hitonly thing that saved the idiots life was he wasnt wearing a seatbelt and was thrown oout the door of the pickup and flew abut 150 feet.....and i know what his thought was cause he told the news people before he went to the hospital..he also added he was going to sue union pacific for the train speeding.....

How is it that the too dumb to live ones manage to survive?

 

[kilo delta]

:d

 

[n4gix]

One other from the same "Swedish Chainsaw" manufacturer:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals." on some Husqvarna chainsaws.

The next line must've been, "Just because it buzzes and can fit in your hand doesn't make it a vibrator."

This is pretty much the same list, but some of the comments are even funnier!

http://www.rateitall.com/t-2159-product-label-instructions-for-complete-idiots.aspx​