Texting for seniors

[stiz]

dad showed me this, and knowing some people on here are of the older generations, thought i'd share

The kids have all their texting codes...like

BFF (best friends forever)
WTF (what the f***?)
LOL (laughing out loud)


So why not some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart

 

[PeteHam]

Pete.

 

[italoc]

ROFL...CGU !!!!

Italo

 

[arfyhun]

If I could only remember where I left my phone.....

 

[Dain Arns]

Funny.
Now get off my lawn....

 

[papab]

Thanks

Rick