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The "Salary Theorem" (engineer humor)

PRB

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This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.


As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money then Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.


Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.


Stolen from: http://www.chechemist.com/jokes.html
 
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