Cazzie
SOH-CM-2024
The first thing an enemy does is destroy culture. Well folks...it's started...
So being in a daring mood, yesterday I purchased a six pack of the first new beer from Budweiser since it's takeover: "American Ale." You know what? In a scary turn of events two things will happen: folk will buy it because it's Budweiser and Americans will actually learn what real beer tastes like.
Good Gawd 'a mighty, it's actually quite good. In a cross between fine British bitter and dark European brews, it's nutty and mellow and highly potent. Why...I can see my fellow citizens joining me in a rousing singing of Lee Greenwood's "Proud To Be An American" while waving a Bel-jin flag in one hand and a 12 ounce bottle of American Ale in another.
Those Bell-jins are quite clever folks; the beer is drinkable from a bottle which is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo un-European. NO ONE DRINKS BITTER FROM A BOTTLE. 'Cept maybe the Scots and Irish. I felt no guilt or fear as I popped the cap off of my second one, which - by the way, was not an un-cooth Twist-Off cap, but rather the European type. Then I poured it out into my glass and that's when it dawned on me that those wily Bel-jins were truly mad.
There's only twelve ounces! Not the European pint but the wimpy American measurement. Ahhhhh...crafty. Not too much change lest those American catch on to the Euro-attempts to control their minds.
In all seriousness, this beer is reeeeeeeeeally potent. Please don't drive after drinking it. I fear that trendy college age kids will see the commercials on TV and think it's as pussy-weak as old Budweiser. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
Take care, the invasion has begun.
Caz
So being in a daring mood, yesterday I purchased a six pack of the first new beer from Budweiser since it's takeover: "American Ale." You know what? In a scary turn of events two things will happen: folk will buy it because it's Budweiser and Americans will actually learn what real beer tastes like.
Good Gawd 'a mighty, it's actually quite good. In a cross between fine British bitter and dark European brews, it's nutty and mellow and highly potent. Why...I can see my fellow citizens joining me in a rousing singing of Lee Greenwood's "Proud To Be An American" while waving a Bel-jin flag in one hand and a 12 ounce bottle of American Ale in another.
Those Bell-jins are quite clever folks; the beer is drinkable from a bottle which is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo un-European. NO ONE DRINKS BITTER FROM A BOTTLE. 'Cept maybe the Scots and Irish. I felt no guilt or fear as I popped the cap off of my second one, which - by the way, was not an un-cooth Twist-Off cap, but rather the European type. Then I poured it out into my glass and that's when it dawned on me that those wily Bel-jins were truly mad.
There's only twelve ounces! Not the European pint but the wimpy American measurement. Ahhhhh...crafty. Not too much change lest those American catch on to the Euro-attempts to control their minds.
In all seriousness, this beer is reeeeeeeeeally potent. Please don't drive after drinking it. I fear that trendy college age kids will see the commercials on TV and think it's as pussy-weak as old Budweiser. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
Take care, the invasion has begun.
Caz