I have had some difficulty in the past, with the Russian take on commerce.
I mean, how do you deal with this opening statement:
" We have listed a very high price for a purpose. We are not expecting of course (although it would be nice) to achieve this, but we are looking for very serious offers. "
OK I"ll open the bidding with a pound, then, shall I?

You are insulted? I am sorry, I'll double that to 2 pounds.
But you must include the guns...