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I have had some difficulty in the past, with the Russian take on commerce.
I mean, how do you deal with this opening statement:

" We have listed a very high price for a purpose. We are not expecting of course (although it would be nice) to achieve this, but we are looking for very serious offers. "


OK I"ll open the bidding with a pound, then, shall I? ;)
You are insulted? I am sorry, I'll double that to 2 pounds.
But you must include the guns...
 
I have had some difficulty in the past, with the Russian take on commerce.
I mean, how do you deal with this opening statement:

" We have listed a very high price for a purpose. We are not expecting of course (although it would be nice) to achieve this, but we are looking for very serious offers. "


OK I"ll open the bidding with a pound, then, shall I? ;)
You are insulted? I am sorry, I'll double that to 2 pounds.
But you must include the guns...

For a Fiver they'll even throw in a nuke! :d
 
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