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This is ONE BIG bunny wabbit!!!

The Giant Viking Rabbit was developed through many generations of selective breeding. The entire breeding process had one goal....develop a rabbit large enough and ferocious enough to attack and kill Garden Gnomes. The MOGD (Ministry of Garden Defence) in the UK funded the project using MOD (Ministry of Defense) Black Ops funding. Winston Churchill signed the funding procurement 2 days before D-Day.

A team of UK's top rabbit handlers worked closely with rabbit breeders from the US, Canada, Norway and Tasmania to produce the Giant Viking Rabbit. Over 100 breeds of rabbit were used in the project, along with some scientifically mutated genes from the Tasmanian Devil and some genetic material from descendants of Erik the Red and Gorman the Irrate (Nordic Vikings known for their violent and aggressive personalities).

When released into gardens throughout the UK and the Netherlands, the Giant Viking Rabbit quickly tore through the over-abundance of Garden Gnomes. Unfortunately, the Giant Viking Rabbit..while having more than enough spirit to kill Garden Gnomes....did not consume the Gnomes they killed. In short order, complaints were coming in from irrate home owners demanding that something be done to remove the thousands of dead and rotten Garden Gnome bodies.

A second top-secret project was undertaken to develop the Raven Vulture...a cross between the Raven (long used as the symbol of British Royalty...and the California Condor. The Raven Vulture...while looking like a normal Raven, has the nose and appetite for carrion...specifically Gnome carrion.

OBIO
 
Yea, after the Gmones again I see..

This means War!!:tgun2:
"Quote from another famous Rabbit, Bugs Bunny"

Always the little folk catching it.. I remember this..:ipepsi2:
Sting made "short" work of several of the dangerous and deadly Monster Rabbits..:isadizzy:

The Rabbits were a hard fight..
Many Brave and Nobel Gnomes passed unto middle earth this day..:crybaby:
And a few Hobbits..:engel016:
:running: Finally the order to "RUN AWAY" was given..

And there was MUCH Rejoicing..:applause:
 
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

"No...........I'm a wabbit in Essex !"


Sadly Obio the wabbits are in decline due to the wabbit tax levied by local governments and foreigners poaching for the pot.


The decline began when the hobbits started on bio warfare with the release of mixahobbittoesis.


regards Collin:ernae:
 
Collin said:
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

"No...........I'm a wabbit in Essex !"


Sadly Obio the wabbits are in decline due to the wabbit tax levied by local governments and foreigners poaching for the pot.


The decline began when the hobbits started on bio warfare with the release of mixahobbittoesis.


regards Collin:ernae:
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RATS, The secret is out..:banghead:

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
 
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