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UFO in New Jersey?

Kofs, drag that chicken feeder back home will ya. Well, maybe it's alien feeder of the earthly kind. You know which ones I mean. ;) :costumes:
 
".....and they were Chickens! Every one of them.. With green feathers too!"


The Silo is missing because they only use Silos for liftoff into space... Returning, the Silo will always be jettisoned..



:d




Bill
 
Oh crap.... they abducted Kofs on April Fool's Day. And they will be sorry. :costumes:
 
Man dressed in black; "So, let me get this straight, Mam. A 'steam powered' UFO landed on your farm last night, and some chickens came out and came to your door and requested a TV guide and some Diet Pepsi? What were they wearing?"
 
Lionheart said:
Man dressed in black; "So, let me get this straight, Mam. A 'steam powered' UFO landed on your farm last night, and some chickens came out and came to your door and requested a TV guide and some Diet Pepsi? What were they wearing?"
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Lady, dressed in a pink robe and matching fuzzy slippers; "No, no.......it was Dr. Pepper not Diet Pepsi!!!!!!!!"
 
Man in black to woman in pink robe with matching fuzzy slippers; "What did they do next?"

Lady in pink robe, matching slippers; "Well, they said thanks, and asked if I could recommend a good place for them to meet female chickens. I told them there was a farm up the highway off of Interstate 70, you know, Hanks chicken ranch. Well they said thanks and off they went, walking up the road with my TV guide and a six pack of Dr. Pepper."

Man in black; "hmm..... Was there anything 'odd' about them?"

Lady in pink robe with matching slippers; "erm... Yes! They had a strange accent. Like they were from Europe or something. Maybe..... BRITONIANS!!!!!"

Man in black; "Ok, I think I have all I need.. I need you to stare at this shiny silver pen.. It has a little light on the top."

'Blink'... . (Flash of light illuminates the room).. Man in black falls back onto the porch, falling into a rocking chair.. Un-knowingly, he had his pen pointed backwards...

What will Mrs. Flamingo do?

Meanwhile, accross the field, near the trees lining the highway, a sound emits from the steam powered craft... 'Chirp Chirp' The sound of the automatic wireless alarm system, the one you usually find at Pep Boys Saturday half off specials.

Tiny scamperings, but slow scampers... Dizzy with a night of fun laden on them.. All the Dr. Pepper depleted, their energy low from a night on the town at Hanks Chicken Ranch... The aliens slowly make their way off the highway, through the bushes, looking for their ride.....
 
>> Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a
>> little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying
>
;> object (UFO) with aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just
>> outside Roswell , New Mexico .
>> This is a well known incident that many say has
>> long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and
>> organizations.
>> However, what you may NOT know is that in the month
>> of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following
>> people were born:
>> Albert A. Gore, Jr.
>> Hillary Rodham
>> John F. Kerry
>> William J. Clinton
>> Howard Dean
>> Nancy Pelosi
>> Dianne Feinstein
>> Charles E. Schumer
>> Barbara Boxer
>> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
>> I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
>> It did for me.
>> No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
 
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