'What's Worse Than A Crowded Mall During Holiday Season..?'

I love going to malls just before Christmas! The look and feel of panic in the air. The herd complex at it's best, lololol. I usually pick a nice corner seat at the coffee shop, buy a large strong one and sit back, relax and watch the "fools" rush by.... Comedy at it's best.

There MUST be at least one Reality TV series in it somewhere. That would be a hoot to film!!!
 
RE: designated parking. As I tell my kids learning to drive, "See, they're not regular drivers, they're too stupid to read. Imagine going through life well-off and able to own and drive a car but you can't read six feet in front or your face. Be nice to those poor disabled people now."
 
Nascar has got nothing on a mall parking lot on Christmas Eve!! Round and round they go, not afraid to trade a little paint or push someone into the wall. I hear that happens at Nascar races also...:monkies:
 
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