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Your wish is my command >>> what does this messge tell you

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hey_moe

Retired SOH Administrator
Your wish is my command >>> what does this messge tell you

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do
it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when
she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"


 
What a way to start the day!!!! I almost fell outta my chair, Mike ROFL! I guess the fact that it is soooooo true is what grabs ya by the...well, I won't say what it grabs ya by.
Ted
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....................

<--- almost falls off desk chair..


I have heard this one before, and its always better the next time around..
 
Donna ain't laughing either...no sense of humor in the morning LOL
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Very true....

Impossible to understand....

Man are man and woman are well the wo - kind of man...

Refined, sweet, lovable, just a thought of her makes your(men's) world go round.....

... and round and round.... and round.... :isadizzy:
 
Chacha said:
Very true....

Impossible to understand....

Man are man and woman are well the wo - kind of man...

Refined, sweet, lovable, just a thought of her makes your(men's) world go round.....

... and round and round.... and round.... :isadizzy:
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:bump: :bump: :bump:
 
I thought it was funny as heck, but I won't pass it on to he Boss since the sofa isn't as comfy as the bed.

Bob
 
Woman...

Are taken out from your (man's) ribs.....

made to be your partner (not slave)...... (not your toy either)



precious
refined
delicate
classy
elegant
gracious
nice
polished
sophisticated
suave
well-bred
cleansed
rarefied
loved.......


(I ran out of adjectives) :jump:



... come on you guys, you know what part of your life we are..

We are your missing rib!
 
Chacha said:
Very true....

Impossible to understand....

Man are man and woman are well the wo - kind of man...

Refined, sweet, lovable, just a thought of her makes your(men's) world go round.....

... and round and round.... and round.... :isadizzy:
Click to expand...





and round and round. . . until we get nauseous and throw up ??
 
Missing rib ???? that rib sometimes really hurts :monkies:
Chacha said:
Are taken out from your (man's) ribs.....

made to be your partner (not slave)...... (not your toy either)



precious
refined
delicate
classy
elegant
gracious
nice
polished
sophisticated
suave
well-bred
cleansed
rarefied
loved.......


(I ran out of adjectives) :jump:



... come on you guys, you know what part of your life we are..

We are your missing rib!
Click to expand...
 
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