Taking a vacation, kinda...

BREAKING NEWS: *** Rami Defects to Kanada-stan!!! ***

G'day All;

At aprx. noon on Friday July 23 2010 ... Rami crossed the border into Kanada-stan where he immediately burned all his documentation, ID & Passport ... and then applied for refugee status & a work visa. This was duly granted after the usual waiting period ... of about 10 minutes!

After arriving at my "Beer-can Bunker", we set off to the place which interested him most: THE BEER STORE! :jump:

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Just like a kid in a candy store ... :icon_eek: ... his eyes were as big as saucers when he saw how many brands were available there (381) :eek: ... We picked up a few cases of favourites, grabbed some smokes & headed back to "The Bunker" for some SERIOUS Kanadian beer beta-testing.
........:unitedstates: :ernae: :canada:


I made a few phone calls and managed to find him a job as an inspector at the local "breast enhancement clinic". Something I'm sure he will excel at!!

We then sat down and drank beer till the wee hours of the morning; most certainly killing BILLIONS & BILLIONS of unneeded brain cells.....

:icon29: + :icon29: = :isadizzy: & :isadizzy:


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- welcome to the "Dirt-zone"

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- look carefully at his new work hat

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OH, man I knew Dirty was gonna ruin ya! Look at ya, can't even stand up. I can see the evil in your eyes. I thought you were "high class", now you look like a Canadian. Good luck getting back across the boarder eh. I guess we will have to make you a dishonourable Canadian. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you southern boys!:ernae::salute:
 
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I'm home now. The trip was a lot of fun, and Dirtman is one of the kindest and friendliest people you'd ever want to meet. :wiggle:
 
Glad your home safe and sound, Rami. Are you trying to say the Dirtster is a pussycat? I refuse to believe that! It must of been a great time for the both of ya. :ernae:
 
Rami said:
and Dirtman is one of the kindest and friendliest people you'd ever want to meet. :wiggle:
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Oh gee THANX Pal ... there goes my reputation as a rotten b*****d!! View attachment 13658

- and what about the 50 cents I payed you NOT to tell that to anyone??? View attachment 13659
- I'm sure Talon will have something to say about this!!View attachment 13660


Truth be told: Drew & I have been good friends for several years. At first texting on MSN, (BORING!!!) then I soon forcing him to use a mic & webcam :violent: & finally moved over to Skype (a couple of years ago) where we yak almost daily and have group calls (with video) with our SOH Bro's.

But after 4 years I still was not prepared to see how ugly he really was!!. :eek:
Only kidding; it was very cool to actually meet in person after all this time. :ernae: So I did my best to immerse him in Kanadian Kulture ... and BEER!!!

The only 2 pic's I didn't get while he was here were inside the Beer Store at the "Wall of Beer" & of a certain "Persian Poontang Princess" .... nudge~nudge .. wink~wink ... know what I mean?

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Thanks for sharing your photos, Dirt, Rami...
... and welcome home!
Good to meet people you have been talking to
and see them in person!

:wavey:
 
My Vacation...

I just arrived in Hawaii yesterday afternoon to find Talon has deserted and gone to Tahiti. We (my 12 year old and I) plan to do some parasailing tomorrow and scuba diving on Saturday. We'll be here until next Wednesday.
 
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