'And For Lard Lovers, We Have...'

[Panther_99FS]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...has-win-award-making-sculpture-from-lard.html

 

[Lionheart]

Eeeks...!

Well, better then eating that stuff, lol..

Doesnt it melt and brake down?

 

[brad kaste]

....I could have donated a few pounds to his artistic endeavor...

 

[Drake]

Never thought I'de see the day when someone would scuplt with crisco.

 

[dogknot]

Never thought I'de see the day when someone would scuplt with crisco.

There's a big difference between lard and Crisco...

Case in point:

A well endowed old timer told me long ago that if I'd rub lard on my tallywhacker everyday, that I'd get significant growth. So I followed his directions daily.

About a month later he asked how my "treatments" were going. "Not very good at all!", I said, "As a matter of fact I think it's getting smaller!"

He asked if I was applying the lard daily. "Yep", I said, "Every day I rub Crisco all over and....."

"CRISCO!!!! #!!&%!", he screams. "I said LARD!!! Crisco is shortening, son! Shortening!!"

 

[rayrey10]

:costumes::costumes: Good one, Brent :costumes::costumes: