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'And For Lard Lovers, We Have...'

Never thought I'de see the day when someone would scuplt with crisco.
 
Drake said:
Never thought I'de see the day when someone would scuplt with crisco.
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There's a big difference between lard and Crisco...

Case in point:

A well endowed old timer told me long ago that if I'd rub lard on my tallywhacker everyday, that I'd get significant growth. So I followed his directions daily.

About a month later he asked how my "treatments" were going. "Not very good at all!", I said, "As a matter of fact I think it's getting smaller!"

He asked if I was applying the lard daily. "Yep", I said, "Every day I rub Crisco all over and....."

"CRISCO!!!! #!!&%!", he screams. "I said LARD!!! Crisco is shortening, son! Shortening!!"
 
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