Greetings. I have just landed at your fine air port and am heading to the cafeteria for a coffee and some apple pie, might 1[SUP]st[/SUP] get some pork rind, of the fried variety, and a egg or two with toast…or just get the coffee.
I have heard about your fine air field and community that surrounds the airstrip. So I thought I would pop in and see if I might stay a spell.
You will find me reasonable commutable, although I do have spats of assaholicupyerarse syndrom from time to time. Just brush that off as a bad day for a 76 year old Retired Air force pilot and career officer with no one arse to put a boots toe into any more but my wife of 50 years. I hold my assaholicupyerarse off when it comes to her as she is such a pretty little thing and I kinda like her.
I have a strange affiliation with video games, especially the horror variety, the macob, weird and strangely unrealistic. I have a poster of Jason(Friday the 13[SUP]th horror movie ) [/SUP] But it is balance out by my regular flying ( in real life) and in the simulators that clutter my hard drive. I do a little beta testing for two big gaming companies thanks to one of your community members getting me in the door, yes I know stuff about “Doom” that none of your will for a year. I fly Fsx and 3DPV4.4, the latter thanks to that same member of your yet to be seen as fine community. I also beta test for that same weirdo and have a new You tube channel that I occasionally put up beta footage and just flying of pay ware and free ware and of course other video games I play and tolerate.
The reason for this pre-amble if you havn’t already figured it out is to say “Hello” I’m “New” here and will be hanging around just being a general pain in the rear hairy parts of ya’all.
My Neighbor is a fella called Ted Nugent, not a bad kid, but his g-dam dag just took a squat and deposit on my front lawn…so I will go for now but I will return later on after I talk to the young fella about the art of being a good neighbor…besides his wife is such a pretty little thing and make good apple pie.
I will return, so be ready with coffee, your report, and my hanger cleaned and swept!
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