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[Wildfowler]

I have told you a thousand times..never..ever creep up behind me. By the way you have funny little hairs up your nose.

 

[ovs]

Guys, a bottle of 1903, and Old English aftershave for that super smooth, super cool feel...

And you'll KNOW what she looks like WITHOUT the towel too ...

 

[nesop]

"Darlink.. if you don't get me a copy of Phase 3 I'm gonna snap your neck like a frickin twig."

 

[Legion]

my 1st effort

 

[ovs]

"Uh Honey.... we have to talk..."

For those of you with 'extra' kids out there... you KNOW what I am talking about.

OvS

 

[Flatspin]

"No, tonight is a...fam..." are you looking at the camera? You're looking at the fu%*ing camera aren't you! I can't work like this! It's totally unprofessional! MAKEUP!