I did something I almost never do - I ventured into a country bar, where I walked past these ladies:
I stopped in my tracks. My mind hit the gutter. I had to ask. Turns out, they're huge fans of Dolly Parton! So we started talking and they said they and some friends were wishing they could go to a concert at Dollywood that was happening in a couple of days, but they didn't want to drive several cars and commercial flights were too expensive on short notice. Well, I just happened to have a solution for them! I offered to get them there for much less money and much less hassle if they had enough to chip in on the cost. We worked out a deal, and I ended up playing air taxi from GSO to Pigeon Forge!
I never did work up the courage to tell them what I thought their shirts meant...
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