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Funny Blue Max captions... please add more. :)

How do you guys do the 'thumbnail' thing? I've been trying to figure that out for a while now. Am I missing something? All I can do is attach a photo. I'd rather thumbnail it.

Thanks,

OvS

PS... this is a rip... keep it going. ;)
 
Dear Otto
Ze zumpnail zing goes so: deep below your written text, zere is zat "manage attachmentz" zing. Zere you search for ze pig, and zen do "upload". Zat should zen be a zumpnail. Is zat not wunderbar?
Have much Vergnügen wizz it.

Yours; Detlev, Baron von Mahlo (der bordeauxrote Baron)
 
Olham54 said:
Dear Otto
Ze zumpnail zing goes so: deep below your written text, zere is zat "manage attachmentz" zing. Zere you search for ze pig, and zen do "upload". Zat should zen be a zumpnail. Is zat not wunderbar?
Have much Vergnügen wizz it.

Yours; Detlev, Baron von Mahlo (der bordeauxrote Baron)
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:costumes::costumes:

Vel don Olham! Ve make to call you "Zumpnail Instructor!"
 
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[FONT=Arial, Arial]Reception? Give me:
- one .45 caliber automatic
- two boxes of ammunition
- four days' concentrated emergency rations
- one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- one hundred marks in rubles
- one hundred marks in gold
- nine packs of chewing gum
- one issue of prophylactics
- three lipsticks
- three pair of nylon stockings
...whaddaya mean what am I going to do with all that? Is this Berlin or what?[/FONT]
 
Flatspin said:
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Hello Otto? Yes... it's me Stac... well...OK...but I'm feeling a little under the wind today, not sure I'm fit to ... who? The Countess and a white towel? I ...er.. I don't know anything about a towel... where? In my room? Are you sure you... oh... yes, THAT towel... umm well I was just going to wash my Fokk... I'm sorry... Willie did what? ... really? Off of the roof? Are you s... Otto... please stop shouting...is he dead? He is! Oh what a shame... well then, can I have his Blue Max? Otto... are you there... OTTO!!! HELLO!!!
 
Yeah, things are going great! I mean, Ursula's accent kind of grates - she's no Audrey Hepburn, I'll tell ya what, but we just did the blocking for the towel scene and, man-o-man! That was something special. Kemp? He makes these weird faces - unnerving. Sure - you're right - it's not like being upstaged by a huge, scary looking black man in a mo-hawk or anything - as if that could ever happen! Hahahaha!!!
 
saburo said:
Yeah, things are going great! I mean, Ursula's accent kind of grates - she's no Audrey Hepburn, I'll tell ya what, but we just did the blocking for the towel scene and, man-o-man! That was something special. Kemp? He makes these weird faces - unnerving. Sure - you're right - it's not like being upstaged by a huge, scary looking black man in a mo-hawk or anything - as if that could ever happen! Hahahaha!!!
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Dude...You are killing me!:costumes:
Funny stuff. Keep it up.

Crozbone
 
ROFLMAO! Saburo! I'm sure Hunter S. Thompson would be proud!

Rock on! That one had me pissing my pants!! :isadizzy:
 


Now pay attention I will demonstrate the Freemason hand shake one last time.
 
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