We've got
this: for our (reality) weather here in Nottingham tomorrow. Luckily it's my day off, so won't have to drive in it. In the morning I'll post the flight from
Hong Kong to
Tokyo which was made yesterday.
It's good to hear from people while doing a flight like this, do keep writing in. Holland, UK and USA are all well-represented. I wonder if anyone is reading it in any other countries?
No doubt you are all disappointed that I haven't told you much about the rest of the crew. One good thing about these big postwar jets is that you don't have to get so intimately involved with the passengers as one
always was in the slow, crowded propliner days. Some readers may remember that it was even
worse in airships, like that time I was stuck with all those Italians and Germans (and King Farouk) going down the Nile.
I suppose the strangest adventure (encounter?) I had with the crew of
G-APDA involved our Stewardess, I believe the daughter of a British Army officer from Aldershot:
Miss Joan Hunter-Dunn. Here she is in a BOAC publicity shot, holding a cute little chinchilla. Like all women at the time, she's wondering how many will be required to make a coat for her, and where's the man who'll pay for it.
She talked in a very strange way which I found quite difficult to understand. It sometimes led to embarrassing incidents. Perhaps I should have been suspicious when, between Rome & Beirut I think it was, she calmly enquired, 'Captain Roggeveen, are the Dutch a PESH-ONATE race?'
'Peshonate? I don't think I learnt this English word yet, Joan. What does it mean?'
'Oh, you know. Keen on
romance and the, um, affairs of the HAT...'
'The hat? Like on your head?'
Then I realised it was her way of saying
heart and that the first word was
passionate [= hartstochtelijk]. Well, of course I laughed and said, 'Oh no! Why, Joan, the Dutch are even less peshonate than you British. we are good with cheese, ships, painting and skating, not noted lovers. Er, you need a Spanish, French or Italian pilot for that!'
Here's a picture of her with our Chief Steward, Tony:
Incidentally that is the interior of a Comet 4, but it was a special one-off for Prince Phillip. (I shall think of that dining area next time I'm trying to eat plastic **** out of a tube in an Airbus).
Naturally I had an entirely professional relationship with Miss Hunter-Dunn; indeed, she wasn't really my type at all, being quite sporty and what the British so nicely define as 'Jolly Hockey Sticks'.
As we travelled further and further east, poor Joan seemed to behave more and more oddly. I put it down to the heat and perhaps a touch of home-sickness. Once she asked me if I had ever seen a movie called, I think,
Brief Encounter.
'No. It sounds short. What's it about?'
'Oh, Captain Roggeveen, it's about this cappel, this cappel who could have been so heppy together, but they've, um, merried someone else. You know, they've merried
wrong...'
'This couple, are they British?'
'Oh yes!
AWfully British!'
'Well, maybe that explains it.'
She looked a bit bemused, but seemed glad to be talking to me, although obviously I was busy with things like altitude, Mach speed and heading at the time...