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A Flight Simulation Tale

Sadly he now came to regret not installing all those updates, foolishly discarded every Saturday at dusk sitting by his favourite Ramjet intake watching the data vaporize as he fed the insatiable beasts' nacelle. True panic now seeped into his countenance. That was until...
 
"but take this $5 hot and ready pizza and stuff it into the refrigerator DVD drive. That will install"....
 
...more proof that nobody reads the posts above theirs in a thread!
Over 100, and nowhere near the solution yet!
And what are the contributors smoking??
When will the mods take over?
Will it take a major SOH crash to end this?
Time to take stock, and see if the solution can be found in the specification:
Cored Apple 3 mHz 8bit
Agog cheeseboard
Dual Mirror GeForce GT Stripe
12cub ft freezer section
GB DDR3 Ham Sandwich at 1600MHz
Xtremely Ugly High Definition 7.1 Tweeter Woofer
400hp turbo Power Supply
Operating Room Environment

Something had to be added, and could probably only be found at
 
Charl , I had to add , the Frame without Gaylord Wingnut a wide winged 26 inch warrior .. who efforts came to nothing !
 
..night.. [Hey Wing_Z, that is for sure some sort of fancy rig ya got there..that Agog Cheeseboard is the best]..in a late closing Wallmart.
Donning rubbery latex slippery shoes, one on each type of leg he walked with and spares he carried in his rucsac, he stopped making loud noises and crept over to the cheese counter...'How many cheeses ya got?' he asked argumentatively of the..


edit by chance..
I don't even smoke
 
I've got Blue Cheese, Gouda, Swiss, Romano, American and Cheder, but for a cheesecake like you, there is only one option, and it ain't here. You've got to go to...
 
....Smelly Aykroyd's Cheesy Cheese Emporium in the high street to find the the cheesy comestible you are seeking. Say to him..........
 
A large camenbert had landed with a squelch fair and square on the cheese assistant's head. Our intrepid aviator ran from the shop, the assistant fumbling around blindly in the background. He followed the reek of million cheeses and arrived at the cheese emporium. When suddenly from behind a dustbin.....
 
stepped the mysterious nHancer, surrounded by hundreds of drivers in pizza-delivery uniforms, chanting...
 
4 more years! 4 more years! And he wondered, 4 more years of what or until what?
 
Usually these drivers were an unpredictable lot - they couldn't possibly be promising 4 years of absolute stability, surely? Not even...
 
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