A Flight Simulation Tale

The End?
No-one with Billy Bob Teeth, one leg, a satchel full of unwanted curry and poppadoms that don't seem to work properly in a fairly generally available popadom drive, who has had this curry delivered by someone with a claw, not that I have anything agin claws, you know, but there are standards to be upheld, even in the curry delivery game; I haven't finished this sentence yet, no-one in this positiion could be said to be at 'The End' of anything. This story has more holes in it than a very large thing with lots of holes in it and why haven't Ant and Dec shown up yet? I...
 
(should we have the credits flashing first... has anyone has the summary of the tale? .... we cannot end abruptly... is there a part 2? ... where's the climax of the story... :running: or should i scroll back)
 
As the framerate he acquired had the opposite polarity than what he needed......


(seriously guys, I can't believe yall were calling it quits after a mere 8 pages. We've got a thread in the Historical Wings Society that's 115 pages and going strong)
 
The Epilog
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As the framerate he acquired had the opposite polarity than what he needed......his 6 axis, supercooled, gimballed fridge shot backward at the speed of light when he inserted the popadum leaving an exit hole in his Aunt Martha's.............​
 
The atomic chip which was buzzing and glowing ummm! thinking , i could rebuild my leg? faster, stronger, than before, gentlemen steve austin will be that man. opps got carried away lol
 
Oh sure.. the eternal search for the mythical extra framerates is going to require ANOTHER ($6M) hardware upgrade just so...
 
.....when in walked Ant and Dec and issued a "Jungle Challenge", 1st prize $6M. The challenge was to solve the riddle of Atlantis using nothing but a Sinclair Spectrum and a banana whilst crossing a crocodile infested river by means of a greasy rope with only a walking stick as a ....
 
pretty bad substitute for a missing leg. "How'my ever going to win this?" he despaired. He then quickly devised a plan, recalling his wasted weeks in traction watching MXC and laughing so hard his roomie actually pulled his breathing tube off to crawl over and try to stuff gauze down his mouth. In the words of Kenny Blankenship,"...
 
.....in time is worth about $1.50 in Walmart. Meanwhile back at the Jungle Challenge our Intrepid Virtual Aviator had solved the Riddle of Atlantis on his Spectrum 48k without using the banana which he ate thereby gaining extra energy to complete the rope crossing of the croc infested river below. Only to find that Ant and Dec and the $6M had legged it into the jungle.........
 
...it is very difficult to cross a ropey bridge by hopping. The binaana skin contains certain unknown chemicals, which being unknown, our Virtual Aviator didn't know about either, natch; but these chemicals , combined with the remains of the bird ejecta in his hand transformed the bananna skin into...
 
...a Hover Board which now hummed expectantly before him. He jumped on the board which immediately deposited him into a pile of croc pooh. He tried again this time the board remained steady and being our super hero he sped off in Ant and Dec's direction.......
 
...thinking: "Man! This is soo easy! How come no-one has produced a Hoverboard for Flight Simulator??? All it would take is a ..."
 
...is a manky old banana skin a bird turd and $10,000 upfront to a dodgy dev in the Urals..Hmm! He snapped out of his reverie when he spotted Ant and Dec knee deep in a swamp. He swooped down and grabbed the briefcase containing the $6M. As he did so the Hoverboard went into a barrel..........
 
Hey All,

of trash forever but with $7M ($6M US converted to Canadian) he could escape to Nunavut and...

-Ed-
 
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