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A Flight Simulation Tale

....he struggled to make sense of the events unfolding before him; One thing was becoming clear to him- he had to find the lost framerates, and he had to do it soon. But.....
 
"Excuse me, d'you know what happened to the Frame Rates? If you do, could you please..."
 
...he could say no more; he knew instantly that this evil-looking, glassy-eyed, frock-coated creature from the cylinder, the Cylinder Of Doom as he knew it more popularly, would never hand over these Framerate things easily, and so, with one bound, he..
 
...Realized that the videocard man was his key to finding the lost frame rates!!! But how was he to catch him now with the flying refrigerator out of commission? He then had a brilliant idea....
 
...to wrap his hot pocket in, knowing full well that the microwave had a tendancy to overcook food unless carefully wrapped in paper. He then returned to the alternate SimPit only to discover...
 
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