A Flight Simulation Tale

[Wing_Z]

Now he knew that this actually was no dream.
In the back of the lorry

 

[Felixthreeone]

....he struggled to make sense of the events unfolding before him; One thing was becoming clear to him- he had to find the lost framerates, and he had to do it soon. But.....

 

[edmoore235]

it would soon be dawn and the patrol had to .....

 

[OBIO]

bathe the Black Swans for the Queen's Birthday Gala.

 

[srgalahad]

which was to be held in a dark as dark as....

 

[Flyboy208]

The missions flown by the RAF Lancasters on the Dambuster flights over Germany ...

 

[edmoore235]

on a moonless black night as inky black as a BLACK HOLE in outerspace .....

 

[Flyboy208]

And suddenly off the port wing appeared a ...

 

[Felixthreeone]

....giant cylindrical object moving parallel to his course and he shouted...

 

[Wing_Z]

"Excuse me, d'you know what happened to the Frame Rates? If you do, could you please..."

 

[lemonadedrinker]

...he could say no more; he knew instantly that this evil-looking, glassy-eyed, frock-coated creature from the cylinder, the Cylinder Of Doom as he knew it more popularly, would never hand over these Framerate things easily, and so, with one bound, he..

 

[OBIO]

jumped out of the pilot seat, climbed into the dorsal gun turret and drew a bead on the

 

[Jagdflieger]

... The rapidly departing guardian and nexus of all the secrets of the universe as well as those darned frame rates...

 

[edmoore235]

sped away and was to be heard as he got out of sight, "Merry Christmas and to all a good night!" .....

 

[Henry]

it was the video card man!
then he suddenly

 

[Felixthreeone]

...Realized that the videocard man was his key to finding the lost frame rates!!! But how was he to catch him now with the flying refrigerator out of commission? He then had a brilliant idea....

 

[JSkorna]

.....he grabbed another beer and ran to......

 

[srgalahad]

his "safe-room" and alternate SimPit to resume his mission...

 

[lemonadedrinker]

but first he had to find some paper.....

 

[Moses03]

...to wrap his hot pocket in, knowing full well that the microwave had a tendancy to overcook food unless carefully wrapped in paper. He then returned to the alternate SimPit only to discover...